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Here's a tip that might save you some confusion next time you find yourself at a loose end in Switzerland. Your local "nightclub" is less likely to be full of Saturday Night Fever-style dance moves, and more likely to be packed to the rafters with ladies with minimal clothing and men with dubious conversational skills.

What I am saying, in case the subtle nuances of my wording have gone over your head, is that nightclubs are strip clubs here, and that discotheques are nightclubs.