Friday 15 February 2008

Grr Minus 24-ish

My advice to people contemplating getting married:

1. Seriously consider eloping.
2. Be more organised than me*.
3. Don't think that just because the worst drought ever has been carrying
on for the last decade that it won't suddenly break and that there won't be
buckets of rain** on the big day.
4. Don't make a speech. Don't memorise your vows. Don't do
anything that involves having to rely on your powers of mental
agility.
5. Blame everything that annoys you on your fiance (yes, the one who
refused to agree to elope, safe in the knowledge that you were always the
one who was going to do have to do all the hard work of organising the damn
wedding. Bastard, etc).





* Not hard.
** The forecast says "mostly fine" but I suspect I have my pessimistic hat on)

5 comments:

Ms Mac said...

Fingers crossed for the weather!

And all the rest, of course.

Nick Jensen said...

You have done fine, and you will do fine, and you'll have a fab wedding.

Best wishes from me to the both of you :)

MissS said...

Happy wedding! It'll be fine, have a great day :)

Anonymous said...

If it's anything like today (Fri) it will be purrfect.
With love,
bren

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