... or how to waste time in the land of stupid laundry
Monday, 18 February 2008
Happy Birthday Tawny!
Happy birthday Tawny! You get the crazy fire-danger cat in honour of your terrible but hilarious recent fire-related (well, smoke-related) social faux pas! Have a super day and a super party!
Thanks dude. Remember I am always here, if anyone needs me, to offer cigarettes to terminally-cigarette-affected friends and/or relations. It's (suddenly) kinda my thing...
Btw, I can't believe you didn't give me Puss In Wig on your blog for my birthday. I mean, I am totally stoked that you put such thought into my smokin' Tawny-birthday-cat, but really, wasn't Electro Cat kinda excellent too?
Cats-In-Wigs aren't birthday-appropriate! Dude! On birthdays, the only cats to feature are ones festooned with wrapping items, ribbons or endearingly hazardous candles!
Yeah, I was a little sloshed last night when I made that laughable suggestion. Forgive me for my second social faux-pas in one week concerning you and your family. How embarrassing!
In 2007 I made a Grand Romantic Gesture and moved to the other side of the world for the sake of my international boyfriend. In 2008 he became my husband, and the serious work of living and loafing in a new country really began.
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Thanks dude. Remember I am always here, if anyone needs me, to offer cigarettes to terminally-cigarette-affected friends and/or relations. It's (suddenly) kinda my thing...
Btw, I can't believe you didn't give me Puss In Wig on your blog for my birthday. I mean, I am totally stoked that you put such thought into my smokin' Tawny-birthday-cat, but really, wasn't Electro Cat kinda excellent too?
Hmmmm.
Cats-In-Wigs aren't birthday-appropriate! Dude! On birthdays, the only cats to feature are ones festooned with wrapping items, ribbons or endearingly hazardous candles!
Yeah, I was a little sloshed last night when I made that laughable suggestion. Forgive me for my second social faux-pas in one week concerning you and your family. How embarrassing!
I really need some new friends. Sigh.
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